winners do things differently and we do different things........ continued

Prof: cmonnn speak up wy do u always go to SDA to eat....suddenly....someone frm the back side shouteddd....."M.J"......prof turning back ...waat M J.....wat is this MJ..
S: sir that isss ...aaan..MJ sir michael jackson am a Big fan of Michael jackson ...that is wat they r saying....to this the whole class bursted into laughesss....the prof puzzled.....and smiles some wat reluctantly....ohhh u dance also...........only at partieesss "wanted to reply but i conmtrolled"...
Pr: so i cant give u any marks for this.....u have already screwed up ur PPT now did u atleast submitted the assignment ...
S: Yes sirrr...very promptly came the reply
Pr: waat was ur topic for the assignment.....atleast tell us sumthing abot it
S: yes sirrr ...it wassss....it was there sir the topic wasss...aaaannnnn....i had submitted sir
Pr: yes samrat u hav already told us that u hav submitted but wat was the topicc....
S:....that was something ......CHem......Aaaannnn ....CHEMICaallall....chemical ....the whole claass Laughing their ass out
the prof was getting pissed offf now...
CHEMICAL REACTION ENGINEERING USED IN PETROLEUM INDUSTRY...came the replyyy
thank gooddd !!! phew i thought.....who is that the prof asked.....that was mi grp mate ...sid....sidhharth
Pr: so ur his grp mate....hmmmm how do you choose ur grp mates....atleast ppl likeeee....looked at me as if pointing towards mee (#@#!@$!@$ i mutterd to miself)....anywayss,,,thanks samrat for the entertainment u provided in the class will be waiting anxiously waiting to see u again...i went and sat at mi seat
S: saale harami topic galat kyon batayaa aan..aaaaan bol $W$%$@#$..... punched ...
M: arey sorry yaar maine galat padathaaa ....magar tune hi tho bolathaa ki teraa grp mate wo 2nd yr walaa hain...
S: haaan theeek hain...theek hain kisi aur course main thaa wo...
with this the classs concluded after some presentations....as we were coming out of III LT
4 ....one of mi frinds
F1: oye sammy boy chal SDA ...chaltheinn hain
S: naaa baabaa naaa abhi tho usne itnaa sunayaaa ...main nahin aarahaa....
F1, F2, F3 (aaalll collectivelly): kyaaa chodd diya kab tak
S: i smilling...6 baje shaaam ko chalte hain meri actuaalllly meeting hain abhhi ...heheheheh
F1F2 F3: saale draaamebaaz...chal chal milthe hain..................Continueddd