winners do things differently and we do different things........

it just struck to me that there were many hilarious moments during the stay at iit ...i thought how about sharing them...

1) time was 7:00am class starts at 8 am, i have jus reached hostel after a niteout at satpura the usual maddu fare with lots of fun....jus then one of mi chemcal batch mates "the maggu types"

M: kya baat hain itni jaldi uthgaye...aaaj tho earthquake ayegaa

Sam: haan ...saale tujhe kya lag raha hain..soyahi nahin tho utunga kaise...tooth.paste hain kyaa??? aaj kaunsa class hain...i asked himm taking the paste on mi brush

M: aaj tho chl 331 hain mera presentation bhi hainn...pata nahin yaar kaise hogaa ......

S: hehhe padle salee...tum padthe nahin ho(sarcastically...)

M: tera kaunsa topic hain.....aaj tho grp 1 2 3 ka hain ....tera kaunsa grp hain

S: meraaaa.....hmmmm 1 hain....nahin nahin....yaar wo jwala main 2nd yrite kaa naam kyaa g=hain....usi ke grp hain mera bhi ....kaunsa hain kuch pata hain

M: uskaaa tho 2 hain...

S: nahin nahin salle /...

M: abey pakka mujhe yaad

S:aisa hain kyaa B....H....D mera bhi ppt hain kyaa

M: haan banaliya kyaa..ppt tutho bolne main mahir hain...tu tho nikaal lega

S: kya ghanta nikaaalungaa mera topic hi nahin pataa

.....Rannn into mi room with brush in mi mouth.....Tried hard to open the mail....shit ye proxy behen chod....cudnt...ran to that M's room

S:yaaar dekhnaa mera topic kyaa hain.....

M with apuzzled face full of the best of abuses that too in chaste hindi ( M is frm the hindi heartland)

M: tera alternate sources of energy hain....kuch kiya abt tak...he asked asif he knew the answer

S:.......silence......then running to mi room...

now the time 720....and not a fucking idea as to how to get started and got out of mi room and saw M was already on his way to the class

S: abey rukkkk.... topic tho batade koi.....hearing me he started walking faster.... and went away shoutingggg "bio gass karliyooo.... and disaapeared frm the scene

me here ...[puzzled .....bio gas pe kya karungaa.....idea struck

kuch potos daaldungaa...intro dedunga kitnaa energy crisis chal rahi hain.....aur world ko kaisa karnaa hainn...blah blah with these thoughts i grew in confidence...patting miself "gud work sammy bouy i knew tu nikaaal legaa"....so with the renewed confidence i com pleted the ppt and then ......................then waat "Pen drive".......

ran again into the corridor time now was 745....

S:abey vikranth pen drive hain tho dede yaar...

V: nahin hain...kisi ne legaya....ruk ruk tu hi tho last week liyaa thaaa....kahan hain mera pendrive.....ye bhi kho diya kyaa

Wtf......S: tera pendrive .....maine kabliyaa......aaake baat karta hoon

ran into the fuchas wing saale fuchein...hote hi c....ye....

just then ......one PHD student.....was going nicely dressed spooted the pendrive in his hands

S:sir i wanted a pendrive actually emergency hain diro ke saath meeting hain aur main aur warden sir jaan we dont hav time so plzzzz agar aap dey sakte ho thooo

PHD: ohhhh is it okok take take it...4

Relieved at getting a pendrive i got the ppt in and ran to the class and sat beside the M...

M:kiyaaa kyaaa

S: aisaaa kiya hi ki hosh udd jayenge tere...

M: haan yaar stud hain tu

after 2-3 ppts.....the profesor """"Samrat"""" has he come today turning back side

i giving him a smile started for the board...."take care of ur attendance the rules of the UG section hav become stricter dont come and cry afterwards...."

S:"yes sirrr "... inserted mi pendrive and it displayed the contents and i started checking for mi ppt AND then CAME the SHOCK " XXXXX..........avi"( the color of the film is self explainator y i guess...:)}was being displayed that too thumbnailss.....i franticallly searched to shut it down ...damn this mouse so switched off the monitor

PROF: all the while who was looking down the shheeet "What happend to the monitor

I...."Sirirrrr Power offf" hearing this the whole class looked at the lights and the fannn.... i somehow gathered mi wits and had in mind to scroll down as quickly as possible....so as i switched the monitor on with mi left hand i scrolled down quickly and then slowly got mi pppt

PROF: so samrat what do u have to say about "HAZAN & HAZOP STUDIES ON ACCIDENTS IN CHEMICAL INDUSTRIES"
I....puzzled to death.....spoke "Sir actually ur mistaken mi topic is "ALTERNATE SOURCES OF ENERGY"...........
Prof: this is wat happens if u come to class once in a blue moon mi list says that Alternate Energies is alloted to siddharth jain...right siddharth...
sid nodding in approval....and i looked angrily at M as if saying " sale harami tu class se bahar tho nikal teri thoooo..."
getting the chance he wanted he started
"wat do u do u pppl not cuming to classs every time i c u near the SDA market why do u go theree comon speak up..."
S:"sirrr for eating and airtel recharge sir..."
Prof:"dont u nhave a mess and donyt u get airtel here in campus and daily u want recharge....do u have any idea how many claases u have attended....asking his matka associate for the required info
Matka: sir out of the 26 classes he has attended 1....hmmmm...2........3..........3 sirrr no sir 4 including this classs....4 out of 26 dont u feel ashamed.....and what sort of dress is tis....
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