Friday, October 29, 2010

last rites of mi friend

"Abey tere paas paise hain, main aaneke baad lauta dunga" i asked, "haan hain tho sahi, magar dekh bahut risky hain bata raha hoon aur leave kaise sanction karayega, (***) tera jaan lelegaa "
asked abhi. " Sister's wedding boldungaa" ......."kya saale sister ki wedding itna emergency main fix hua kyaa ....filmi style main,... saaf mana karegaa wo" replied abhi . "...hmmmm tho Friend ki accident kaise rahega wo bhi bachne kaa koi chance nahin hain batadoon ...." " haaan ye sahi hogaa...magar jaldi jaa tere paas time nahin hain". hearing this i ran to the academic block memorizing mi lines for the act i was about to enact, " We treat u people as adults and you behave as if u still are in kindergarden... and now u come and apologize" ...these were coming out from the office " shit sala mood bhi sahi nahin hain ...and the conversation went on for 15 mins with the officer doling out global gyaan to the student mercilessly , time was running out and i had to act fast , collecting my courage i muttered " Excuse me Sir ..wo ek emergency hain"...."Kyaaaa Hain!!! rukh nahin sakte" ...."Sir wo leave ke liye apply karna thaaa "......"tumhein ye bhi nahin pata timings hain 4-5 jaoo tab aaon" ....."Sir wo delhi jaana thaa aur train 4 baje se hain, friend ka accident hoagaya hain aur bahut serious hain ...shayad hi bachpayega so last time dekhne jaa raha hoon...." ....."OHHH!!! okok dont worry sab kuch theek hojayegaa tension matlo" " kya behen chod thoda zyada hogaya kya acting....me and mi overacting koi nahin leave miljayen vohi bahut hain".....So after completing mission "Leave sanction" i returned to mi room stuffed some t shirts collected the money and " Hello bhayya Star Cabs ek cab chahiye thha railway station ke liye" called for the CAB to take me to the next level
RAILWAY STATION !!!

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