Sagar, 3 Idiots and his M.T.P

"yaar this brand is too strong, u shudnt have brought this brand i had given u one work and u screwed it up that also, shame on u sagar" samrat angrily spoke to sagar. "but what were the options left, u call me at 945 , 15 mins shy of closing and expect kingfisher!! u know these days in summer the stock gets over very quickly, be happy that u have atleast got something to drink" sagar retorted back


this was the fag end of the semester and sagar and sammy boy as ppl call him being in their last semesters respectively had planned to become high as it was the starting of the weekend except these two every other soul in iit were busy preparing for their end sems .


"so wassup with u these days ur friend batti met yesterday and asked me abot ur whereabots, where were u till yday locked up in ur own cosy little dirty little room away from the rest of the mankind, this thing of urs pisses me off like anything wy cant u change , batti was asking that ur project guide had called he told me that it has been 2 months last u met him. suddenly "hey sammyboy wassup did u get ur book i had kept it in ur room" it was rajeev their junior, but had fundas to tell to everyone even his seniors in iit ,where the heirarchy of seniors is considered sacrosanct , wikipedia and youtube being his only reliable sources of knowledge

"hey rajeev sale itni raat yahan kya kar raha hain, exjaams nahin hain kya pad sale " smirked sagar

"hey waat sagar jus came for a coffee break will go in 10 mins aur batao tum kya kar rahe ho tum log aur insti main, dont tell me ki padne aayae ho"

"abey nahin aise hi.....oh shittt!!!....@#$% ye kaise aagaya , wat the hell is he doing here at this hour" said sagar with shock written all over his face

"arey kya hua kaun hain bhoot woot hain kyaa" sam enquired in a sarcastic tone

"lets get out of this place immediatly sam nahin thoo.... ek min rukh wo work shop main kyon jaaraha hain aur at this odd hour"

"abey wo mech mai hi tho hain udhar hi tho jayega "

"wo kab se mech main hone laga jab wo mere dept ka hain tho ....ab tume ye tho nahin lag raha ki main mech se hoon" sagar asked

"phir kaunse dept se ho ...tum mech se nahin ho kyaa" sam answered

"hmmmm... kya dost hain mera dept bhi bhulgaye anyways chalo lets move our asses out"

"abey ruk jaa dekh tho le tera guide kyaa kar raha hain " sam quiped

"abey kuch bhi karein muje kya agar muje dekh liya naa fukka pakka hain ek mahina hogaya usse milke project ka tho naam bhi bhul gaya hoon " sagar said in a frantic tone

"abey tuje fukka bachana hain kyaa nahin nahin sahi grade laaana hain kyaa" sam replied with a radiance eminatting from his face

"abey challl masti ke liye ye time nahin hain"

"arey nahin such wat do u think ur prof is doing is inside batao ..bataooo " sam asked

"muje kya pata "

sam:"work shop mian baitthi hain mona maam bhul gaya wo ist year ki ed classes wo maam ka jhukke ke figure main mistakes batanaa aur rrrrrrrrr kya din thein yaar"

sagar:"hmmmm haaan tho agar mona wahan hain tho"

sam:"tho kyaa ... abey #$@% ozomeeen ka ad dekha hain honey bee aur flower kaa "

sagar:"achha samjaa akada ohhoon ikada uuuuuuuuhoon aithe idedo uhuun uhuun hain"

sam:"ok tere paas cam hain phone main"

sag:"tuje kya lag rah hain"

sam:"main bhi pagal hoon ki tujse pooch raha hoon ....hmmmm idea rajeev ko call kar uske paas tho hain.....karna kya hua"

sagar:"wo aisa hain.... balance bhi....mera matlab .."

sam:"samaj gaya tho kisi aur se karte"

NOOTE : now u mite be thinking wat hapened to sam's phone if u knew sam earlier u wouldnt have asked this question, his phone is genrally out of service or a dead battery or nil balance so it was in vain to even mention his phone here.
so after frantically searching for a phone with some balance in that process they in fact found rajeev avvaru
sam:"thank god abey give ur phone, ihave to make an urgent phone call"

note { from here on sam will be s , sagar will be v stands for vidya sagar, rajeev stands for r}

r:"arey nahin dey sakta am expectng a call from someone "

s:"koi nahin ill speak with him on ur behalf"

r:"nooo samrat she is...."

V:"ohhhh sheaaaa i thought it was he , dont worry ill speak on ur behalf now...."

S:"jokes apart i need ur phone chup chaap jaa ke padle nahin tho tere ghar jayega call"

R:"this is not fair samrat ....." after grumbling for sometime he gave in

now this is like a good boy jaa padle taking the new phone sagar and sam turned on their Mission "MONA"

"abey dekhke shoor mat kar dheere se if those guys hear someone cuming v wud miss everything , the foreplay and the real thing also"

S:"shhhhhh!!! ws123 yahin hain naa chal dekhtee hain hiihihehihe am getting goose bumps yaar"

V:"where on ur bumps ??"

shut up u and ur cheap comedy

as thhey were about to see, just wen they peeped from the windoww" ohhhhh shit ye kyaaa hainnn..." said samrat with a startled face.....

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