quizz!!!

time:11:55
tring tring ...hmmmm i was fast asleep in mi room suddenly the phone rang after a few calls finally attended to it" ahhh.... hmmm aaannn kaun?"
epk:"oye saale uttjaa sml ka quiz hainn jaldi aaja"
me:" aan oh shit arey yaar aata hoon rakh... oye rukh kjjaaa room kahan hain..."
shit he had already put the phone down , shit ab kaise cell main balance bhi nahin hain, got out of mi room" vikranthhhhhhh yaar phone dena ,balance hain kya plzzz yarr shaam ko charge karva duunga, plzz yaar plzz dena"
v:"haan charge karayega.. kitne baar karaya tune ab tak sale, the thing is ... mere cell main bhi balance nahin hain"
it was peak class hours all the rrooms locked, wore some t shirt brushed mi teeth, rushed down stairs (kitna bhi late ho main teeth brush karna chodtha nahin hoon very old habit)
"sirr wo warden sir bula rahe the aapko" suddenly the hostel attendant tried to stop me, pshcyed up already me:"yaaarrrrr phir mera quiz warden likhenge kya?? chod yaar main pehle hi ghuse main hoon muje jaana hain " saying this i ran out of the hostel "rickshawwwwwww ohh shit bhulhi gaya the damn construction in the middle of the campus had stopped all the rickshaws, shit yaar bhagwan ye kyaa problems hain sab ek baar ghusna thaa kya "
just then a matka flew by in his bike then.." sirrr aap insti jaar rahe ho kyaa lifttt sirr quiz hain"
after geting on to the bike we reached insti in a jiffy , but now the problem was of finding out the room , near the main lift i saw a girl whom iknew was also doing sml (now dont ask me how i remember her, yaar class main aur kaun yaad rehtha hain)
after thinking for sum secs " excuse me can u tell me where the sml quiz is going on "
gil:"which sml quiz" me:"i guess ur also doing sml ....(do u think i would hav remembered the course code) ....aa an that maams claas i remember seeing u"
gil" nope i have dropped that course"
me:" ohhh i also wanted to drop the course by the way whhich course do u hav now "
...... suddenly arun dropped in " ohh lawde chal quizz hain yahan kyaa kar raha hain"
"shit mi luck saala abhi aana tha" me::" haan yaar wohi room puch raha tha tuje pata hain kya"
arun:" haan ms 702lift ko roookk" by the time i had gone to stop it it had gone away
arun:"waste fellow lift ko bhi rok nahin saktha ab paidal chalte hain chal"
so we had to walk all the way to the 6th floor and over the years this is the worst punishment anybody can get early morning bina breakfast bhagte bhagte aaun aur yahan 6 floors chadon aur baad main aatendance bhi nahin mile, iit over the years seems to find out innovative methods to fuck its own students

so... after lots huffing and puffing we reached the room and now the time was 12:20 , we enterd as if we were the chief guests and the classroom burst into laughter , now i had told u that i had brushed mi teeth but was i missing sumtinh?? yes folks mi hair it had been 2 months since mi last hair cut and i had straight come out of mi bed. now the maam gave us a few dirty looks and then turned to the class " see children these were the problems i had told u in the last class inspite of having good land, capital and other resources if we have inefficient labor like these fellows we will definatly have problems getting profits
me:" kyaaaaa waat main aur labor teriii ab labor bhi bangaya main ye tho limit hain yaar"
the T A gave us the question paper as if a beggar who has been hungry for some days was given a bread slice with mercy wriitten all over his face . now the problem on hand was i had the faintest idea of wat the quiz was all about and when arun was also sittig in the same bench suddenly " noooo u both cant sit in the same bench go arun to the last bench"
me:" behen.. c ab fist bench main main tho marjaungaa, kya yaar par ye kya isme th graph nahin hain aur usme tho hain" observing this i asked maam me:" maam are there two sets of question paper matlab i dont have agraph " maam:" why do u need that mind ur own business and start ur quiz its already 1230"
arey yaar to top it all different sets ab main kya hilaaungaa , now i started to search for avenues to complete the paper multiple choice thaa so that was a gud thing kuch tho thukka maar sakte ho after many afforts peeping here and thrr and some with mi own brain completed the paper now arun had also finished the paper then i turned back and asked him " graphh hain kya "
arun:" nahinnn(in a whisper)" then with signals tried to get some answers and in this process one of the T As caught me," ye kya ho raha hain kya signal bhej rahe ho" me:" kuch nahin sir wo mere fingers sprain hogaye tho aise hi strech kar raha tha" so giveng an angry young man look he moved away and there were now 5-6 students left and it was last 5 mins and as i was preparing to get up from outside the rroom arun signaled something as if suggesting that there was something in mi front bench, when i saw it " wow it was a small chit with all the options in it" after nicely bending and getting the chit i tried to match the chit with mi answers most of them didnot match so now i was in a dilema wat to do i recalled the face of the guy from whom i copied
thinking he was not a maggu type very shabily dressed hmmm.. was not intelligent concluding this i recheckedall the answers frm that chit and gave it to the T A proudly as if i had just invented something strolled out of the room
outside
me:" haan aur batao kaise hua maine tho phod diya aur arun thanks yaar for the help aur aaj raat chal rahe naa
frind 2:" yaar samrat ek min wo 5th waala ans kya likh
me:" dekle is chit saare ans hain ja chill maar"
fri2:" magar yaaar ye tho galat likha tune ye option tho definatly wrong hain"
me:" kyaaa, nahin yaar aise kaise ho sakta hain"
and after checking most of mi ans appeared wrong then i saw that guy who was sitting beside me me:" yaar arub wo bande ko jaanta hain kya"
arun:" haan mere hostel kaa hi hain stud hain yaar iim se 6 ke 6 calls aaye hain dep topper bhi hain"
me:" kyaaa oye ye nahin ho sakta , phir jo chit tune banaya tha kissi copy maara tha wo pata hain kya tuje "
suddenly a frind of mine came in frind 3" oye sammy sutta hain kya "
arun:" haan yaad aya yahi hain wo chisse copy kiya tha"


frind 3 was the most lethargic, laziest soul i had know was on the verge of termination and had already extended his degree. had the knack of doing a single course more than one time

note:" the quiz marks after a week read samrat 3/20, arun 2/20 (the person who sit beside me 17/20) frind 3 :1/20..........................................