"sssamrattttttttttttt"

"arey evaro kothodochadraa class ki daa chudam " spoke ashwin enthusiastically "hmmm evarrra, eddi aina pada raa assembly ki time aitundi tarvatha chudam " saying this we both ran away to attend the assembly while coming as the so called bullies till that time inspite of not being thattt talll i had this habit of standing among the last 3-4 students" but no wat who the hell is this is he the new guy, wy on earth is he so tall hey wait wait... i have seen this guy before ..." this was the first meeting with ranga to tell u this blog is not about ranga , i wanted to share some memorable incidents that happened in mi school life but donno whether ill complete this or not because am feeling damn sleepy now.... no probs to start with being the so called bully i always tried to assert miself on especially new comers not offfend them really but just to show off that i was there before them, i had seen ranga in that summer as we were in the same cricket coaching camp but to tell u something i was with the juniors and he was with the seniors and am not to be blamed for this main tab ek nanha saa chota sa choclate boy tha aur ranga saala he already had a beard his harmones are to blamed in this case, in the first week itself we gelled very well and to top it all he stayed near mi house and this was the start of an everlasting journey with him i literally spent childhood with him played cricket, fought together, did many interesting things together.... hmmm this was i guess the ist month i still remeber we had thsi wierd animal called "dlamas" if am correct and here he shows me its pictures in his computer ohhh coollll man i was impressed , we both with one of our classmated abhilash to our ist movie together "jeans" and in the theatre tarakarama( now films of adifferent kind r being filmed there) abhilash had volunteered to take the tickets and the price of the tickets was around 25 and 3*25 gave 75, but abhilash happily had gave the guy at the counter 100 rupees and happily came back (of course his maths was abit weak in those days) and we couldnt stop ourselves laughing at the poor chap , in another incident it was 9th and there was this sudden holiday announced after we had gone to the school wat more can one ask for the whole bunch of us 10-15 guys went near our adda (rangas house) and played cricket and had a blast that day and i was like this proud scientist who has just invented something and was showing it off to his visitors which is going to get him a nobel!!!(because i was the one closest to rangas house and literally played with him every day and i thought that i owned that place and had the copyrights reserved for me as if telling others "see i told u before ...") hannnn remeber those hide n seek nites cant forget them we used to have a blast playing after sunset it was real funn
it was 8th class social studies final exam and 8th is mi worst year academically , so having not learnt anything the paper appeared to be in greek and latin and ranga always before me in exams i too had never tried to copy before but this was the need of the hour i signalled him tio gpass me his additional he after sometime threw it down, i took it with racing heart beats and succesfully completed the mission and after that i felt as if on the top of the world (u should have seen the face of ranga when his paper was with me poor chap phatrahithi saale ki!!!)
we go back to 7th now we had this girls leader called n deepthi i always felt that she was born to be ateacher heheh !! always reading notes, writing names, distributing papers etc that was a free period and i had gone to the ist bench just to have some fun and was humming the jungle book tittle song very innocently but if u know this song in one of the lines it reads .... chaddi pehnke phool khilla hain phool khilla hain" suddenly deepthi hears this chaddi and thinks that somehow i was trying to tease her and i was here innocently humming the song not knowing wat awas in store for me and after soemtime our then class teacher comes in deepthi" maam this samrat was teasing us girls maam by calling soem chaddi "(wy??? do girls relate them with chaddis and wy dont we wear chaddis and to top it all not one girl but i was teasing the whole bunch of girls wat an allegation it would put our politicians to shame) and then maam red with anger " phhhaaaaat!!! phaaaat!!! aaaannnnn maaam wat did i do aaannnnna..... maaammm plzzz"
" i thought u were a gud student will u again tease them"
"no maaammm aaaannn no mammm (dont even knew who i was teasing "......

we will continue tommorow for more watch this space....

quizz!!!

time:11:55
tring tring ...hmmmm i was fast asleep in mi room suddenly the phone rang after a few calls finally attended to it" ahhh.... hmmm aaannn kaun?"
epk:"oye saale uttjaa sml ka quiz hainn jaldi aaja"
me:" aan oh shit arey yaar aata hoon rakh... oye rukh kjjaaa room kahan hain..."
shit he had already put the phone down , shit ab kaise cell main balance bhi nahin hain, got out of mi room" vikranthhhhhhh yaar phone dena ,balance hain kya plzzz yarr shaam ko charge karva duunga, plzz yaar plzz dena"
v:"haan charge karayega.. kitne baar karaya tune ab tak sale, the thing is ... mere cell main bhi balance nahin hain"
it was peak class hours all the rrooms locked, wore some t shirt brushed mi teeth, rushed down stairs (kitna bhi late ho main teeth brush karna chodtha nahin hoon very old habit)
"sirr wo warden sir bula rahe the aapko" suddenly the hostel attendant tried to stop me, pshcyed up already me:"yaaarrrrr phir mera quiz warden likhenge kya?? chod yaar main pehle hi ghuse main hoon muje jaana hain " saying this i ran out of the hostel "rickshawwwwwww ohh shit bhulhi gaya the damn construction in the middle of the campus had stopped all the rickshaws, shit yaar bhagwan ye kyaa problems hain sab ek baar ghusna thaa kya "
just then a matka flew by in his bike then.." sirrr aap insti jaar rahe ho kyaa lifttt sirr quiz hain"
after geting on to the bike we reached insti in a jiffy , but now the problem was of finding out the room , near the main lift i saw a girl whom iknew was also doing sml (now dont ask me how i remember her, yaar class main aur kaun yaad rehtha hain)
after thinking for sum secs " excuse me can u tell me where the sml quiz is going on "
gil:"which sml quiz" me:"i guess ur also doing sml ....(do u think i would hav remembered the course code) ....aa an that maams claas i remember seeing u"
gil" nope i have dropped that course"
me:" ohhh i also wanted to drop the course by the way whhich course do u hav now "
...... suddenly arun dropped in " ohh lawde chal quizz hain yahan kyaa kar raha hain"
"shit mi luck saala abhi aana tha" me::" haan yaar wohi room puch raha tha tuje pata hain kya"
arun:" haan ms 702lift ko roookk" by the time i had gone to stop it it had gone away
arun:"waste fellow lift ko bhi rok nahin saktha ab paidal chalte hain chal"
so we had to walk all the way to the 6th floor and over the years this is the worst punishment anybody can get early morning bina breakfast bhagte bhagte aaun aur yahan 6 floors chadon aur baad main aatendance bhi nahin mile, iit over the years seems to find out innovative methods to fuck its own students

so... after lots huffing and puffing we reached the room and now the time was 12:20 , we enterd as if we were the chief guests and the classroom burst into laughter , now i had told u that i had brushed mi teeth but was i missing sumtinh?? yes folks mi hair it had been 2 months since mi last hair cut and i had straight come out of mi bed. now the maam gave us a few dirty looks and then turned to the class " see children these were the problems i had told u in the last class inspite of having good land, capital and other resources if we have inefficient labor like these fellows we will definatly have problems getting profits
me:" kyaaaaa waat main aur labor teriii ab labor bhi bangaya main ye tho limit hain yaar"
the T A gave us the question paper as if a beggar who has been hungry for some days was given a bread slice with mercy wriitten all over his face . now the problem on hand was i had the faintest idea of wat the quiz was all about and when arun was also sittig in the same bench suddenly " noooo u both cant sit in the same bench go arun to the last bench"
me:" behen.. c ab fist bench main main tho marjaungaa, kya yaar par ye kya isme th graph nahin hain aur usme tho hain" observing this i asked maam me:" maam are there two sets of question paper matlab i dont have agraph " maam:" why do u need that mind ur own business and start ur quiz its already 1230"
arey yaar to top it all different sets ab main kya hilaaungaa , now i started to search for avenues to complete the paper multiple choice thaa so that was a gud thing kuch tho thukka maar sakte ho after many afforts peeping here and thrr and some with mi own brain completed the paper now arun had also finished the paper then i turned back and asked him " graphh hain kya "
arun:" nahinnn(in a whisper)" then with signals tried to get some answers and in this process one of the T As caught me," ye kya ho raha hain kya signal bhej rahe ho" me:" kuch nahin sir wo mere fingers sprain hogaye tho aise hi strech kar raha tha" so giveng an angry young man look he moved away and there were now 5-6 students left and it was last 5 mins and as i was preparing to get up from outside the rroom arun signaled something as if suggesting that there was something in mi front bench, when i saw it " wow it was a small chit with all the options in it" after nicely bending and getting the chit i tried to match the chit with mi answers most of them didnot match so now i was in a dilema wat to do i recalled the face of the guy from whom i copied
thinking he was not a maggu type very shabily dressed hmmm.. was not intelligent concluding this i recheckedall the answers frm that chit and gave it to the T A proudly as if i had just invented something strolled out of the room
outside
me:" haan aur batao kaise hua maine tho phod diya aur arun thanks yaar for the help aur aaj raat chal rahe naa
frind 2:" yaar samrat ek min wo 5th waala ans kya likh
me:" dekle is chit saare ans hain ja chill maar"
fri2:" magar yaaar ye tho galat likha tune ye option tho definatly wrong hain"
me:" kyaaa, nahin yaar aise kaise ho sakta hain"
and after checking most of mi ans appeared wrong then i saw that guy who was sitting beside me me:" yaar arub wo bande ko jaanta hain kya"
arun:" haan mere hostel kaa hi hain stud hain yaar iim se 6 ke 6 calls aaye hain dep topper bhi hain"
me:" kyaaa oye ye nahin ho sakta , phir jo chit tune banaya tha kissi copy maara tha wo pata hain kya tuje "
suddenly a frind of mine came in frind 3" oye sammy sutta hain kya "
arun:" haan yaad aya yahi hain wo chisse copy kiya tha"


frind 3 was the most lethargic, laziest soul i had know was on the verge of termination and had already extended his degree. had the knack of doing a single course more than one time

note:" the quiz marks after a week read samrat 3/20, arun 2/20 (the person who sit beside me 17/20) frind 3 :1/20..........................................

do u have an answer??

..........." ur tooo sensitive to be an iitian, ur a complete misfit in iit ,u emotioonal fool" these words still ring in mi mind and always troubled me when alone all by miself , i am a month away from getting out of this place I I T DELHI and still am searching for answers for the millions of questions that crop up in mi mind when ever i hear these words ring in mi mind wat wrong did i do? matlab kya chutiyapa hogaya tha mere se ki every body out here keeps getting repelled away from me and that too during mi last days of mi "best days in life" one thing i have to tell ppl who will read this blog " iitians are egoistic ppl no matter where they are so handle them with care"
i have come across umpteen no of characters here in iit, iit has taught me everything and changed me completly, am a completly transformed person from samrat who entered mi hostel on an august afternoon of 2005 to the sammy boy who will be leaving this place in 1 months time, is it a crime to expect pure unadulterated friendship, friendship in the real sense and not an agreement between two business men the answer mite be yes atleast here in iitd and i have learnt it the hard way and that too now wen its of no use to me ...heheh
folks see am no saint to tell u wat to do and wat not to do here this is just a sincere effort to get wat all i have experienced here in iit out of mi system because even if one of u read this and k now before hand waat to expect i guess ull enjoy staying here,
1) choose ur frinds with care ( ull learn in ur future that life is all about choices)
2) there are different grades of frindship ( some are professional some are profit oriented some are just for that poltu season and many more......)
3) dont expect anything from anyone, if u do ull be disappointed!!!
4) but be greedy , bossy, dominative, assertive then only ull get ur work done and ppl here will see u as a normal human
5) dont ever trust on anybody, none is trust worthy (be as cockier as possible ppl will respect u for this)_
6) dont ever get frustated dejected that no one is by ur side and that ur all alone( ek point andar ghusale u came alone ull go out alone here in iit)
7)stay away from maggus matlab exams ke time kaam nikalllo par uske baad tho dont even venture close to them (they will suck ur everything attitude will be a very smaal word)
8) daaru sutta peena hain tho khushi main piyo ghum main mat peena (kyon ki iit main pehle se hi itne ghum hain wy do u want to waste ur precious time wen ur high)
9) degree nikaallo aur bhaag jao yaar as soon as possible its not even worth 1 sec of ur time
10) am feeling nostalgic but this the very trap am telling u abot beware of it

see folks read this and i know most of will dismiss this as a piece of trash i care damn for it eeven if one person gets something out of this ill b the happiest person !!!!


for part 2 watch this space......byee am off to sleeppp yawnnn!!!