"X Y Z "

"ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BLOG ARE FICTIOUS, ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANYONE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL"


This is a story of 3 friends called X, Y and Z, who were friends studying in the same college now dont ask me wy stories about friends always involve only 3 friends, to tell u something about the three x was son of a big shot but had no special airs about this fact, intelligent,adventurous(gives a whole nw meaning to adventurous),sensitive(not many know this side of x). coming to Z has clear cut priorities,stud in the real sense,immensely talented but thinks a lot and hyperreactive to most of the situations, believes in the fact that" being offensive is the best form of defence", believes in drawing first blood and then we have "Y" who is a sort of central character to our story is the"main aisa kyon hoon" types is jack of all trades but master of none, highly confused always in the midst of quarrels, very obssesive, always screwing up things around him, always in his dreamy world of his own. now when characters like these come together there are sure to be fireworks. in the beginning everything went well, it was as if they were born to be friends enjoyed each other's company well , introspection is a very important word in our context often ppl who screw their lives would never had heard of this word and Y was one of those who very rarely introspected but was hailed by everyone for his ability to understand the psyche of ppl around him and behave accordingly, was very obsessive for his friends and in most of the situations this invited trouble for him blindly depended on his friends for everything never looked at his own life but somehow managed to finish things at the knick of time 1yr passed away then struggle started now ppl around y began to take their life seriously were on their way to reaching their goals now our "y" who hated hard work began to feel lonely and always used to run away to find someone to chill out in this process often went to "x" and this went on for some time "y" now had a set formula just see that he just passes his courses and chillout the remaining time not bothered about the future this process went on till "y" realised that he had also a life of hi own and introspected for the first time and found out that he was mere spectator and life was just passing by him, he changed for the good, he grew closer to "z" whose metamorphisis was complete from a boy to someone who had clear cut goals and couldnt bear to see anyone coming in between him and his goals in the process of growing closer to "z" y learnt many nw things abot life and in fact was highly impressed by the work ethics of "z" and wanted to be like him, but wait could he forget "x" entirely kaise yaar "y" bhi tho insaan tha he learnt that in life there is not always black or white there is the proverbial " grey" shade he had goals and worked to achieve them but not to the levels that z had achieved and he wanted to enjoy life but not as much as "x' did to an extent of suffocating one self . then wat were the options left with "y" speak out his mind to them he tried to with"z" result-he had big fights leading to emotional traumas, mental stress and wat not and with "x" it was a diffrent case he tried to talk but couldnt pass on the message properly and "x" mostly misread him and then the gap started "y" had to choose between the frying pan and the fire !!! he couldnt entirely go either the z way or the x way so as a result the gulf deepened and only grew in due course "y" couldnt adjust to the new life without "z" and "x" near him heartbreaks, frustations,lonliness and now friendship now remained just a formality and the gulf had gone to a point of no return "may be this was not to be, may be iam wasting their time, may be am a big emotional fool, cant i live a life of mi own who the fuck needs friends balls to the world balls to all friends in the world i dont need any" y thought to himself may be this was his inferiority complex may be he was an emotional fool, may be he chose the wrong friends, may be he had to change himself. NOW THIS IS FOR U ALL TO DECIDE and this was " MR Y" telling his story , for more on "y" watch the full part of interview of "x" "y" and "z" with rajdeep sardesai on NDTV india. " hmmm chal chai pikhe aate hain retorted" "A2" and "B2" after watching the programme in their hostel room how did this happen....x, y z talked their way out solving all their problems,had graduated from their college somehow got into the iims and then started the "dreamz come true" group of companies which had overtaken reliance group of companies and is now the leading group of companies in asia and planning to take over mittal industries ................ "logically speaking how could this be possible? " asked "A2" logic is fun but who said that real life follows logic... now do u feel x,y,z resembles somebody u know may be they do may they dont...........................................

Machadi laundon house nikal gaya!!!

"YAAR kya kapde pehnta hain, house nikalna hain ki nahin, kuch formals pehanle tuje pata hain t shirt nahin chalta hain aur shave kab karega, tu sudrega nahin!!!" retorted talli(uday) with a look of despair, in two days we had the elections in nilgiri and i was contesting for the prestigious post of "house secretary" , hostel elections at iit delhi are a matter of gr8 pride and groups take this fact very seriously to an extent of screwing up their acads for the sake of their group a sense of belonging to a particular group,unitedness,"they are my people" sort of feelings dominate over every other feeling atleast for that one week of poltu(politics in short). our group in short was a mini india we had ppl frm different walks of life different regions of the country, different shapes and sizes, i always thought in the first place wen did we start as a group? wo kehte hain naa "har aadmi main ek sher ho tha hain , sirf ungli karne vaala chahiye aur yehi kuch ho gaya tha hum se bhi fist yr ke end main,and thus the group started with the deciding of the hostel representatives, and i was the last person to have been part of any group in the hostel but somehow got sucked in to become a part of a group, in mi opinion ppl who keep on harping on the fact that they are neutral are the biggest fraudsters of all time as they act neutral and are not in reeality and u get to see these sort of ppl havin agala time during the elections time now lets come back to the day (two days before the "D" day) we were a peculiar group and these were peculiar times as we didnt had any senior backing us (as they usually do the "baap" types) so the responsibilty was entirely on us to chalk out strategies, strike deals and lots more and in this election there was not 1 not 2 not 3 but 4 ppl in fray for the house secy post and this meant that we had to be on our toes and our cards close to our chest and we were not even a rich group and we couldnt afford to treat ppl with pizzas as was the case with others so this meant a very close call and a keenly contested election, on a personal front jus 2 days before the election i felt very happy seeing each and every person of our corridor slogging it out for the grp i had made up mi mind even if we lose the election it didnt mattered to me anymore as nothing more was heartening then the sight of all junta of the corridor slogging it out collectively, that nite we had nws that 2 of the other 3 grps had struck a deal for the 2nd votes of one and another ( when 4 in fray, the funda of 2nd voting comes in where each voter has other than the first vote 2nd and 3rd preferances to fill in) although there were 2 large and main groups in the entire hostel and we were one of them but the other two could spoil the party for either of us by striking deals so the nws of the deal left us shocked, now wat next? was this the end of the road for us noway!! after sometime we regrouped and checked our numbers whether we could still make it and the situation appeared grim we had every kinda of ppl who pitched in with their advice gaurav the spine of our group who speaks his heart and always thinks with his heart and not with his mind, jp(bihari babu) "rajnithi tho hamare rag rag main hain", chandu up ka goonda hehehe, vikram dhayal man frm haryana, the enviable couple (rajnish and vikranth), jaju, rohatgi suman our mathematician who looked into our numbers and we also had the huge "M" factor (maddu mtechs hehe) allwe could do was fight and fight hard, the day arrived all of us had not slept for 3 days but were still trying to garner some last min votes now to help u understand the election let me tell the contestants "P" was the other large grp "U" the pg student and finally "R" the spoiler who couldnt win but was there to spoil the party for others it was a tradition to stand at the entrance of the voting room with a smiling face to remind the voters of ur name, 5-7 was the scheduled time for the election the first voters came in and went didnt know who they voted for in due course of time crowd started to fill and with it brought the tension and butterflies in the stomach the clock struck 7 and the gates closed now it was all over!!! the counting had to start now the tension started to build every one sitting in their respective groups in the lawns had tension written all over them round 1 ended and the scores read 1ST was "P" with 105 votes, 2nd "I" with 101 votes and 3rd "U" with 98 votes and 4th was "R" with 56 votes now again we were out with our numbers to check how it would swing, second round started in which r was eliminated and his 56 votes wre to be distributed to all 3 depending on the 2nd votes and now the 2nd round concluded the scores read ist U with 123 votes and I 2ND with 120 votes, P was 3rd with 116 votes, at this juncture p was to be eliminated and his 2nd votes to be added to U and I, now it was to too close a contest till now to predict anything trying to release some tension i went upstairs to mi room and after sometime heard loud cries mi heart skipped a beat we had lost as there were not many of our ppl that near to the voting room the cries were of the opposite grp members i started to come down with aheavy heart not believing the fact that we had lost, suddenly " samratttttttttt " shouted someone now wat happened did afight broke out? saw someone running towards me " samrat machadi yaar house nikal gaya" hugging me shouted gaurav!!! i coudnt believe miself!! we had won !! hurray we had won!!! now all were dancing coulnt stopmiself after all it was our victory not any single individuals but it was the whole group's victory, the scenes out on roads and lawns of nilgiri with ppl shouting dancing cant be described in words alone its a once in lifetime experiance !! the scores read "I" was first with 223 votes and "U" was 2nd with 136 votes and it was landslide victory !!! kudos to all the members of the group keep rocking guys........

if not now when!!!!

"oyeee pata hain kya majji ne cl main top kiya hain majji yaar bond hain yaar" shouted abhishek in mi corrider i raking mi brain ,figuring out what that phrase meant in telugu trying to complete mi hukka proj(a telugu novel god only knows wy i took it in the first place) heard this and was like "i knew it" types, IS HE A MACHINE i have been lucky to see the metamorphosis of suman frm an average 7 pointer to DR1 in his dept and now air 1 mock cat conducted by career launcher is he a human at all or an alien bent upon showing us humans our intellectual inferiority, some ppl are born to inspire, some are born to be inspired. "my time will surely come" suman retorted some 2 yrs back and i didnt knew that he meant every vowel in it with heart, utmost sincerity, determination. i am impressed seriously now enough of this goin gaga over suman this is mi blog spot yaar now god only knows when the indian team will stop surprising us "the best players of spin in the world " bull shit still ccant figure out the mystery of mendis with a capital M. and i have one complaint with god wy cant u stop playing with the lives of ppl in AP yaar on 28th july we had mi junta back home praying for rains,conducting yagnas,cloud seeding,conducting animal marraiges AND what not to get rains and now 2weeks frm then floods throw normal life out of gear in hyderabad plz god agar chahiye tho aoe , counter strike hain yaar kuch tho taras khao yaar "if not now when if not u then who if not here then where"

note: i have also enrolled for the cl programe and wrote mock in the morning but th scores are such that they should be viewed under adult guidance ppl with weak hearts and childeren below 18 are asked not see them!!!!!! signing off sammy