X-D ......part2 :)

"Arey abhilash chusi bey aaa statue padthadi door sarigga eyyi, " i cautioned ..lash, to this , abhi "edraa idaa naa mo**a $%*&*^** naa M*&^%4 thuuu" arey devudu bey...i asked him, dengay raa na m***a....then we walked a few steps...then "Laggi" varun was coming up the stairs ....."arey laggi endi bey (jolly) paisalu epudisthav raa" asked ...lash, to this varun shivering "ichestannna repu"......a scene from a telugu movie a local don demanding money flashed in front of mi eyes....abhilash was like the unchallenged authority when it came to ......u know what all " too much raa abhilash entha daring raa andarki uccha"...................................this was in 2001

come to 2003 kaaram chedu when everyone of us was ruunning and jumping up and down

sampath:"abhilash raa eldaam neelllaloki"

...lash:" ehhehee vodannaaa sallaga untayyii neelliu"

S:"ayya malli ikadem chestav batalenduku ippinav mallla ey raaa too much chestav siggenduku evarunaru iida.." ....Lash:" yeee vodannna nenu idne baagunna" draping his checked towel around him and acting as if drying the already dry towel

The Curse +

"Do tropicana apple aur ek jimjam..347" ...taking the stuff i returned back for mi hostel pondering over what to study for the quiz scheduled that day it was 3 in the nite and not much time seperated me from the quiz. As i was walking silently ...thiinking about many issues ....with winter setting in and i in shorts was surprised to find the sudden chill in the air.
On the way suddenly "ohh shit !! phew missed by a whisker "....i narrowly missed trampling a big mouse and what i see next 1 2 3 ....10...20 mouses coming out and crossing the road ....very unusual sight!!, i thought ...a few 100 metres away ....long lines of Ants crossing they could have been thousands of them....."WTF is going on....rats and noww ants coming out .....and now the chill even grew stronger........wat cud it be.....mi brain starting processing ......WHAT !!! was it true...i searched mi phone and tried calling but no signal....shit ...ran and somehow got hold of the phne at the reception, dialled one number ......"Helllo Samrat here .....IS IT TRUE......"
"Yes it is ...." came the reply ...with this i hung up the phone...Shit how could it happen...
I returned back to the room looked into the papers for any abnormal activity in Delhi, Hyd, surat, Banglore ....nothing....Phew!! relieved i was but ...feelings of fear, anxiety, tension got over me....waited for 7 in the morning quickly ran to reception to look at the papers....scanned the whole paper but couldnt find anything eye catching ......was mi fears uncalled for....was i being foolish,
i then went and got to mi usual business attended mi classes and then in the afternoon at lunch when one of mi friends who was from gujarat suddenly exclaimed " fire accident in surat's reliance factory....3 employees miraculously saved....wow reliance can dodge nature also...heheh!!". A chill ran down mi spine!!! i quickly called up mi friend in hyd asking him abot any news " arey nothing happened, teh usual things but haan wait there was filmi style accident but no one got hurt thats the interesting thing i had just seen it while coming....." the friend replied
"from where ....the place..." i frantically asked..."arey near the hyderabad house ...near jubliee hills" he replied...."JUBLIEE HILLS!!!! ......" i shouted " what happened sab kuch theek hain"
"yaya aise hiii ok chal meet u later" i hung up the phne....The NEWS was true...i thought to miself

kara---Moss!!!

No better word to describe mi first semester...i just was watching vennela and the song "preyasi kaadu..." brought back memories of mi ist sem life was so exciting, so adventorous new friends...new seniors the starting phase of those never ending friendships..."""lost lost lost ....lost mi mobile" this was the mobile i had misplaced in csl 101 class of SAK*. its hard to believe but i and 5-6 friends went about the campus on cycles to paste the notices in every hostel, those were relly relly exciting days going to A.P bawan as a grp of 14 ....cricket, mafia(then the exciting new game ...on campus now i guess has become almost dead) . explaining to rana and epk the hindi dialogues in mangal pandey, nobody slept in their rooms at the time of rendezvous and for the matter any small event in the campus not even vidya sagar....
who can forget sagar new to his exploits bac then it appeared relly funny right back then wow was he funny...Epk with his moustache, i and rana using visu our seniors room at will ....if we relly had done so many assignments as we told visu we wud hav atleast scored a 8 each and me geting caught not once bt twice for copying assignments in csl 101 with 99,9 similarity and naveen came close 2nd with 99.8% donno wo 0.1 kahan gaya and mi hostel didnt even knew that i existed and to top it mi mtech roomie at A10, i had almost made karakoram mi new hostel and i know most of the batch at kara , rana pratap ordered everything Mc D burgers, Pizzas mezban ...and wat not ...wud luv to go bac to mi first year with seniors all round saving ur ass all along frm other hostels... with no troublesome juniors, no politics free air to breathe ....those were teh dayss...

winners do things differently and we do different things........ continued

Prof: cmonnn speak up wy do u always go to SDA to eat....suddenly....someone frm the back side shouteddd....."M.J"......prof turning back ...waat M J.....wat is this MJ..
S: sir that isss ...aaan..MJ sir michael jackson am a Big fan of Michael jackson ...that is wat they r saying....to this the whole class bursted into laughesss....the prof puzzled.....and smiles some wat reluctantly....ohhh u dance also...........only at partieesss "wanted to reply but i conmtrolled"...
Pr: so i cant give u any marks for this.....u have already screwed up ur PPT now did u atleast submitted the assignment ...
S: Yes sirrr...very promptly came the reply
Pr: waat was ur topic for the assignment.....atleast tell us sumthing abot it
S: yes sirrr ...it wassss....it was there sir the topic wasss...aaaannnnn....i had submitted sir
Pr: yes samrat u hav already told us that u hav submitted but wat was the topicc....
S:....that was something ......CHem......Aaaannnn ....CHEMICaallall....chemical ....the whole claass Laughing their ass out
the prof was getting pissed offf now...
CHEMICAL REACTION ENGINEERING USED IN PETROLEUM INDUSTRY...came the replyyy
thank gooddd !!! phew i thought.....who is that the prof asked.....that was mi grp mate ...sid....sidhharth
Pr: so ur his grp mate....hmmmm how do you choose ur grp mates....atleast ppl likeeee....looked at me as if pointing towards mee (#@#!@$!@$ i mutterd to miself)....anywayss,,,thanks samrat for the entertainment u provided in the class will be waiting anxiously waiting to see u again...i went and sat at mi seat
S: saale harami topic galat kyon batayaa aan..aaaaan bol $W$%$@#$..... punched ...
M: arey sorry yaar maine galat padathaaa ....magar tune hi tho bolathaa ki teraa grp mate wo 2nd yr walaa hain...
S: haaan theeek hain...theek hain kisi aur course main thaa wo...
with this the classs concluded after some presentations....as we were coming out of III LT
4 ....one of mi frinds
F1: oye sammy boy chal SDA ...chaltheinn hain
S: naaa baabaa naaa abhi tho usne itnaa sunayaaa ...main nahin aarahaa....
F1, F2, F3 (aaalll collectivelly): kyaaa chodd diya kab tak
S: i smilling...6 baje shaaam ko chalte hain meri actuaalllly meeting hain abhhi ...heheheheh
F1F2 F3: saale draaamebaaz...chal chal milthe hain..................Continueddd

winners do things differently and we do different things........

it just struck to me that there were many hilarious moments during the stay at iit ...i thought how about sharing them...

1) time was 7:00am class starts at 8 am, i have jus reached hostel after a niteout at satpura the usual maddu fare with lots of fun....jus then one of mi chemcal batch mates "the maggu types"

M: kya baat hain itni jaldi uthgaye...aaaj tho earthquake ayegaa

Sam: haan ...saale tujhe kya lag raha hain..soyahi nahin tho utunga kaise...tooth.paste hain kyaa??? aaj kaunsa class hain...i asked himm taking the paste on mi brush

M: aaj tho chl 331 hain mera presentation bhi hainn...pata nahin yaar kaise hogaa ......

S: hehhe padle salee...tum padthe nahin ho(sarcastically...)

M: tera kaunsa topic hain.....aaj tho grp 1 2 3 ka hain ....tera kaunsa grp hain

S: meraaaa.....hmmmm 1 hain....nahin nahin....yaar wo jwala main 2nd yrite kaa naam kyaa g=hain....usi ke grp hain mera bhi ....kaunsa hain kuch pata hain

M: uskaaa tho 2 hain...

S: nahin nahin salle /...

M: abey pakka mujhe yaad

S:aisa hain kyaa B....H....D mera bhi ppt hain kyaa

M: haan banaliya kyaa..ppt tutho bolne main mahir hain...tu tho nikaal lega

S: kya ghanta nikaaalungaa mera topic hi nahin pataa

.....Rannn into mi room with brush in mi mouth.....Tried hard to open the mail....shit ye proxy behen chod....cudnt...ran to that M's room

S:yaaar dekhnaa mera topic kyaa hain.....

M with apuzzled face full of the best of abuses that too in chaste hindi ( M is frm the hindi heartland)

M: tera alternate sources of energy hain....kuch kiya abt tak...he asked asif he knew the answer

S:.......silence......then running to mi room...

now the time 720....and not a fucking idea as to how to get started and got out of mi room and saw M was already on his way to the class

S: abey rukkkk.... topic tho batade koi.....hearing me he started walking faster.... and went away shoutingggg "bio gass karliyooo.... and disaapeared frm the scene

me here ...[puzzled .....bio gas pe kya karungaa.....idea struck

kuch potos daaldungaa...intro dedunga kitnaa energy crisis chal rahi hain.....aur world ko kaisa karnaa hainn...blah blah with these thoughts i grew in confidence...patting miself "gud work sammy bouy i knew tu nikaaal legaa"....so with the renewed confidence i com pleted the ppt and then ......................then waat "Pen drive".......

ran again into the corridor time now was 745....

S:abey vikranth pen drive hain tho dede yaar...

V: nahin hain...kisi ne legaya....ruk ruk tu hi tho last week liyaa thaaa....kahan hain mera pendrive.....ye bhi kho diya kyaa

Wtf......S: tera pendrive .....maine kabliyaa......aaake baat karta hoon

ran into the fuchas wing saale fuchein...hote hi c....ye....

just then ......one PHD student.....was going nicely dressed spooted the pendrive in his hands

S:sir i wanted a pendrive actually emergency hain diro ke saath meeting hain aur main aur warden sir jaan we dont hav time so plzzzz agar aap dey sakte ho thooo

PHD: ohhhh is it okok take take it...4

Relieved at getting a pendrive i got the ppt in and ran to the class and sat beside the M...

M:kiyaaa kyaaa

S: aisaaa kiya hi ki hosh udd jayenge tere...

M: haan yaar stud hain tu

after 2-3 ppts.....the profesor """"Samrat"""" has he come today turning back side

i giving him a smile started for the board...."take care of ur attendance the rules of the UG section hav become stricter dont come and cry afterwards...."

S:"yes sirrr "... inserted mi pendrive and it displayed the contents and i started checking for mi ppt AND then CAME the SHOCK " XXXXX..........avi"( the color of the film is self explainator y i guess...:)}was being displayed that too thumbnailss.....i franticallly searched to shut it down ...damn this mouse so switched off the monitor

PROF: all the while who was looking down the shheeet "What happend to the monitor

I...."Sirirrrr Power offf" hearing this the whole class looked at the lights and the fannn.... i somehow gathered mi wits and had in mind to scroll down as quickly as possible....so as i switched the monitor on with mi left hand i scrolled down quickly and then slowly got mi pppt

PROF: so samrat what do u have to say about "HAZAN & HAZOP STUDIES ON ACCIDENTS IN CHEMICAL INDUSTRIES"
I....puzzled to death.....spoke "Sir actually ur mistaken mi topic is "ALTERNATE SOURCES OF ENERGY"...........
Prof: this is wat happens if u come to class once in a blue moon mi list says that Alternate Energies is alloted to siddharth jain...right siddharth...
sid nodding in approval....and i looked angrily at M as if saying " sale harami tu class se bahar tho nikal teri thoooo..."
getting the chance he wanted he started
"wat do u do u pppl not cuming to classs every time i c u near the SDA market why do u go theree comon speak up..."
S:"sirrr for eating and airtel recharge sir..."
Prof:"dont u nhave a mess and donyt u get airtel here in campus and daily u want recharge....do u have any idea how many claases u have attended....asking his matka associate for the required info
Matka: sir out of the 26 classes he has attended 1....hmmmm...2........3..........3 sirrr no sir 4 including this classs....4 out of 26 dont u feel ashamed.....and what sort of dress is tis....
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