kya sochh hain!!!

its just that mi juniors, more friends than juniors will be having their convocation in a few hours time , so somehow got a feeling to write something about mi best days @ heaven on earth i.e IIT DELHI , trust me i wud try mi level best to not make it boring .... i have many random situations in mi mind that had occured in the 4...sory 5 years at iit delhi , this wud have different combinations of people now if we cud read their thoughts how they wud havethought at that moment of course am no mind readers but ill try to use mi creative juices(result of vidyasagar punyamana) to make them hilarious
scene 11: this was i guess the first week of our first year , i and coffe pawan who was frm jwala went to rathod's room for the first time to meet him as we had heard that there was another fresher who was supposed to b telugu, i was in high moods( this high is not to b equated with the liquor high) to meet a new telugu batch mate as we enter he asks us to sit and then reacts as if to say "if ur a telugu so waat , see ur dresss ur slippers, ur face how on earth cud u imagine that i wud leave alone become a friend talk to u in the first place, hmm one is as black as maurice odumbe and one ... itnaa patla mi god he wud easily pass thru a straw , veedu veedi faceu hmm naa karma nenemo chennai kakunda delhi lo manchi posh vollu dorukutharante ikada kuda maddusaa tooomuch veelani elaina baitaku pamiyali lekapothe mana glamour quotient takkuvaipoddi" then he speaks "so ekadnunchi raa meeru actually naku assignment undi seniors champutiunaru, asalu telugollu leka monati nunchi satamatam autunnanu epati nuncho vetukutunnanu telugollakosam thank god meeru dorikaru( anni pachhi abaddalu)" ee maatalaku memu iddaram padipoyyi nenu :"no problem raa epudaina sare call me , manam kaludam ok mari assignment chesuko"
rat: "ok raa "nee mokam neeku call cheyadam entraa naalla bangarmgaa"

scene 218:
this was our first the supposedly ragging by our own telugu seniors we were all standing in a circle and then enter all the seniors Asif in his old and torn lower and some dirty t shirt, subbu, vissu with a mole on the cheek maddy with his tummy and after trying to hard to rag us they start singing different songs and then it was not clear as to who was ragging whom...the thoughts goes
Rana:"wat the frock enti id nakemo ikada akali tho chastunte veelemo naa bonda enti ee patalu, thuuu biryani tini enalaindo, asalu ee weekend hyd ellipovali , ee pichi@#$$patalaku veellu inka back ground music em batch mates dorikar raa babu andaru zzoo nunchi batayaku vachinatuu unaru, ee sagar okade koncham manishi laga anipistunadu"

EPK:" asalu ikada ammayilu ekada unaro entoo!! asalu nannu enda mandi notice chesaro, nenu ee cheap fellows tho enti chii asalu gils hostelloki ella ellali next week freshers nite ki asalu dance chesi adarkotali arey yaar figureeuuuuuu am stuck here shitt( our batchmate jesica just passing by vindy,s nescafe)

"areyy agochugaaa ... arey ...shit yaar thu naa batuku (jus then rathod excusing himself as if trying to start a conversation) R:"hi ekada nunchi am rathod (see in those days seeing the style of epk rathod who usually kept himself aloof frm the usual maddu junta got instantly attracted to the attitude of our own epk)
Epks answere : ya ...long pause (thinking hmmm ikada nenu ammayilu kavalraa morro ante ee moran evaru ipude digina country brute laaga unadu ayana parvaledu le ikada chala mandi kante)am pawan u can call me EPK (its on record that he had asked us to call him epk first)